Just My Thoughts, Ladies & Gentlemen

It’s been a long time.  What’s it been, like a year?  Feels like it…

Anyway, I’ve been very down lately.  No specific reason behind it.  It’s just the way it is.  Can’t be happy & funny all the time, right?  ……WRONG!  Permanent happiness might be nonexistent but being funny doesn’t require a smile.  I could be pissed the fuck off and still make people laugh even when I myself don’t find shit funny.

I hadn’t even thought of what my next blog would be about as I was too consumed with making a blueprint on how to give that motherfucker that owes me money a deliberate, potent Boosie fade.  He thinks I’m letting it slide til he’s eating gravel & drinking a concoction of his own blood and mucus.  I don’t care how much you owe me.  It can be 25 cents.  If you try to play me for it, my only intention thereafter will be to hound and pound you.  And your chances of recovering or living at all are extremely slim given the number of times I’ve contemplated leaving this earth prematurely.  Imagine how much less I care about your well being if I can envision myself taking the Kurt Cobain route more than once.

I’m sure no one would ever expect for me to have these thoughts.  That’s probably because I mastered this poker face that I live with and strengthened my ability to conceal my true emotions during the many hours I was neglected and completely stripped from having a voice with no regard.  There’s no point in saying something if no one will listen.  All anyone ever does anyway is get offended by the advice and opinions they originally asked others to provide.  People can be so fucking stupid and it just makes me not want to interact with them.

It’s almost as if logic has become extinct.  It’s not exercised enough.  But that’s a whole ‘nother subject.

The reason why I’m down could be the fact that I’m ashamed to be the same species as that dude that owes me.  And that son of a bitch cop who shot a dog only because he was protecting his owner who was lying on concrete after having a seizure.  The same species that bred these heinous creatures along with others such as James Holmes, Rudy Eugene, Yolanda Saldívar and these fucking idiots:

I am disgusted at the fact that I share similar characteristics with these people, that I’m classified as a human alongside them.  And those I mentioned aren’t even a tenth of a percent that are out there .

There are few people who keep my hope of discovering good on this planet alive.  I wish there were more people like them.  With that said, I would like to awkwardly wish my sister Nicole a ‘Happy Burfday’ even though it totally doesn’t blend in with this horrible post.  I love you and I’m sure you have already found humor somewhere in reading this regardless of how serious I am.

Allow me to put my mask back on to preserve this facade of being 100% complacent and approving of the aspects in my life.  It’s the only way to co-exist with others successfully.  Not that I give a fuck anyway.

Oh, and by the way……the guy in the video has a Hannah Montana towel on his lap.  Fuck is wrong with you niggas, man?!  *sigh*

I’m out.  *blocks & reports world as spam*

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The Fuckery: Love & Shit Pop: Atlanta

First off, let me get this off my chest…… LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This show is such a disservice to men & women. Especially for men.  But before I get into that, I want to point out this show is PACKED with doppelgangers.  The whole cast is just a bunch of look alikes .  K Michelle is a fake Keyshia Cole, that’s a given.  Mimi has a little Trina thing goin on.  Karlie reminds me of Shanell from Young Money a little too much.  There were rumors in the past about Joseline possibly being a man, so that’s that.  Rasheeda…….i don’t know who she looks like, but I don’t care.  Nobody does.  Her storyline sucks.  Her man looks like Lamar Odom though.  Benzino looks like a fucking british bulldog.   Lil Scrappy looks like he just finished eating ass every single time his face pops up, I’m sorry but he does.  Maybe that’s his secret to keeping his teeth that white.  If you ask me, his baby momma Erica looks like a man too.  And as for the rest of the cast….

Stevie J looks like everybody though.

Let’s talk about this fool for a second.  Stevie J is the reason why the show is so popular.  He’s a fucking clown.  Just look at his face.  That’s only 1 of the many retarded faces he makes randomly.  This man is the epitome of an “ain’t shit nigga”.  This dude is the disservice to us men I was talking about.  In women’s minds, he’s confirming that the majority of us are “ain’t shit niggas”.  Never mind what he does and has done for the music industry.  Strictly based on what’s happens on VH1 on Mondays at 8PM, this man is dumb as fuck.  But funny as fuck to watch.

Time out.  Look what I just found though…

See? Told you. Buncha look alikes.

Like I was saying… This motherfucker Stevie J is bugged.  Always making funny faces and saying outlandish shit.

LMAO!  Something is really wrong with him.  That ain’t even the half.  Those of you who watch know.  I was late to this show and watched the 1st 7 episodes last week.  Yea, I was sucked into this ratchet-fest.  Now I’m recruiting more of y’all.  If you haven’t watched, I recommend Stevie J’s storyline ONLY!  Fuck everything else.  Just watch how this fool acts.  Skip through the whole show.  Just watch HIS parts.  He’s still a “ain’t shit nigga”, but funny to watch.  The girls on this show just showcase women’s gossiping and chitchatting habits.  Of course, not every woman is like that.  Just how not every man is like Stevie J.  But America doesn’t think like that.  What’s seen on the show makes us look bad.  In some cases, women are the ones cheating and men are the one’s talking behind people’s backs.  But with shit like THIS on TV, people think only men are pigs and women talk.  But whatever.  Fuck all that.  Just watch this fool be dumb as fuck and the fights, I guess. If that’s your thing.

Why Love & Hip Hop though?  Joseline makes reggaeton, Karlie speaks in tongues and K Michelle is a singer.  Shit makes no sense.  Rasheeda is the only one that raps.  Then there’s Benzino & Master Splinter over there, but that’s about it.  There’s more drama and shit poppin’ off than Hip Hop.  I ain’t mad though.  That shit would be boring as fuck anyway.  I prefer watching the fuckery.

Adios amigos!  *sails away in boat making Stevie J face*

The Dopeness: TV Dramas

These shits right HERE?!!  Dopeness.  Keep in mind, these are dramas.  They contain a lot of emotion which naturally requires good acting.  That’s what draws me in.  Not the amount of deaths, sex scenes or adultery going on.  The acting that convinces you into thinking for a short moment that what’s going on in the screen is actually real.  I’m only mentioning shows I’m watching at the moment.  Let The Flames Begin!

Friday Night Lights

Obviously, this show is about football.  But then again, it’s NOT about football.  It’s about the lives of those who affect other people’s lives by playing football, coaching & cheer leading.  THEN it’s about football.  The acting ain’t all that except when it comes to Coach Taylor.  He’s the man.  It’s a good show.  You don’t have to like football to enjoy it.  It can be inspirational for anyone.  I’m only just finishing Season 1, so I can’t speak for the entire series.  So far, it was enough for me to want to watch all five seasons.  Also enough to make me want to be in a football team.  “CLEAR EYES!  FULL HEARTS!  CAN’T LOSE!”

The show ended in 2010, so it’s available in its entirety on Netflix.  WIN!

The Walking Dead

Zombie shows and movies never really satisfy me with anything other than zombies being dismembered and decapitated left and right.  That’s what i sat and watched the series premiere of The Walking Dead for.  And unexpectedly, I got MORE than that.  Along with great makeup, blood and guts everywhere… this show is carried by great actors.  The character development, what some might consider filler moments, is as good as the zombie killings.  The suspense, realism, and revelations in this show are fulfilling even when it doesn’t turn out how you wanted it to.  Not all questions are answered but what’s the fun in knowing everything?  Season 2 finished recently and it was CRAZY!  Can’t wait for the next.

As of now, only Season 1 is available on Netflix.

Grey’s Anatomy

Imagine someone’s life slipping away right in front of you.  And you have to find out why they’re dying, how to save them and how much time you have before it’s too late.  On top of that, your future job as a surgical resident depends on how you perform and handle the situation.  Then go through the same thing or worse the next day.  Being a doctor is NOT easy.  This show does a great job at portraying that.  It’s also good at glorifying their hectic schedules resulting in co-workers doing “the nasty” in the on-call rooms to relieve stress.  Oh yeah! This show is dope as fuck!  It’s humorous, tragic, educational and sexy at the same damn time!  Every mid-season and season finale is a butt clencher.  If this show was a rock band, they’d be named “Intensity In Ten Cities”.  Eight whole seasons, still going strong.

Seasons 1-7 available on Netflix.  MARATHON!

Breaking Bad

Just look at the picture.  Big ass containers filled with the purest crystal meth and a butt load of cash.  *Hails*  YOU’RE THE MAN, MR. WHITE!  EVERYTHING about this show is just perfection.  Before you go judging it by the picture, just don’t. Watch that shit!

Walter White’s job is to teach chemistry to a bunch of disinterested high school students.  After work, he goes to work….at a car wash.  This, along with a bunch of other bullshit, makes Mr. White realize how much his life sucks.  And then he was diagnosed with lung cancer.  The struggle came crashing down on this poor man.

I feel like I said too much already.  Just look at the picture.  Why does he look like a boss, you ask?  Well….just put Netflix on and start watching NOW.  The 1st 3 seasons are available.  It’s the father from Malcolm In the Middle for crying out loud!  Bryan Cranston is excellent!  That goes for the entire cast as well.  Season 5 begins tonight and my sphincter is tight with anticipation.  And don’t you even dare land on AMC when you’re flipping through channels later tonight.  You gotta watch from the beginning.

Breaking Bad is easily the best show on television.  No question.

There you have it.  The dopeness that I currently am subjecting myself to.  For the record, every one of these shows have given me some serious goosebumps.  The kind you get when you watch a blockbuster movie in IMAX.  … Yup.  Dopeness.

Alright guys.  Hope you take heed to the dopeness I’m trying to supply y’all with in confidence.

OUT!   *ghost rides whip into tornado*

Just listen to this ratchet shit….

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??!! LMFAO!!!! this shit is BEYOND ridiculous! *gasping for air* ………….. yo, DO NOT CLICK PLAY IF YOU ARE UNDER 18 or IF YOU HAVE NO SENSE OF HUMOR (NSFW-AT ALL)

this is what goes on while listening:

1. WHAT?!

2. WTF is good wit this bitch?!

3. 0_0

4. O.M.G.

5. Bitch is WILD!

6. …………………..(complete silence)

7. ROFLMFAO!!!!!

8. ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

9. *Tear Wipe*

10. Make an ugly face (Ewww)

11. Nah. i’ve had enough.

12. Stop/Finish the song

13. Wait 10 seconds…

14. Replay & Repeat

Enjoy, you sick fucks.